can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ugly people sure do ruin things
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
