worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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