she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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