Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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