Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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