Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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