it wasn't lemon gatorade
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
