the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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