you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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