there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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