I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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