I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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