Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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