we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Bring me that man meat
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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