tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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