Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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