sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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