Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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