i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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