im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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