I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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