5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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