We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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