Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.