I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.