i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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