so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit