I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it hurts more in the daytime
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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