check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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