what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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