We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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