it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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