is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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