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quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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