Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Even my vagina gasped.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.