Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making