i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.