Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.

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(904): View more from Florida

she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...

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(303): View more from Colorado

Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.

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(850): View more from Florida

I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...

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(313): View more from Michigan

Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?

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(315): View more from New York

They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?

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