so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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