I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
