What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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