So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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