quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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