Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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