Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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