I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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