My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
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if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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