sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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