He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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