Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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