first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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