Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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