ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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