We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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