We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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