What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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