just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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