guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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